There have been SO MANY of these funny moments lately, way too many to keep up with, but here are some that I've written on scraps of paper. Enjoy a laugh or two.
Avery - "When my belly button is black that means I'm super-de-duperty sick and I'm not ever going to feel better."
Avery - "Can I have some more water? This one's all dry. I mean, it's still wet, but when it's been sitting out for a long time it gets all dried up... but it's still wet."
Stet - "Can I have fruit snacks instead of Christmas tomorrow?"
Avery - "When was I first shot by a love arrow?"
DAD: "What did you do today?"
AVERY: "We made a fire with grass, and sticks, and rocks, and tree junk."
DAD: "Do you mean bark?"
AVERY: "Yeah."
Stet - "Shoo fly, don't bugger me!"
Avery - "Are teeth made out of fishsticks?"
Stet - "I did a pancake crap!"
MOM: "Here kids, you get these cookies because you were so obedient at the pool today."
AVERY: "Mom, why do you get a cookie?"
MOM: "Um, because I'm an awesome Mom and I took you to the pool today..."
STET: "I get a cookie because I'm an awesome Stetson."
Avery - "I've seen the Holy Ghost before. He goes 'crunch crunch' like a soft puffy cloud."
Avery - "My shoes are made of beef! Soft, dry beef!"
Avery - "Nobody on the whole earth is going to play 'I Spy'... except in Africa."
6 comments:
Your kids are so funny!! I just love them. I need to write down what my kidos are saying.
By the way I don't fill your life with laughter?
I love that you wrote all of those down so you wouldn't forget.
thanks for sharing.
You have some pretty darn cute kiddos.
Hahahaha!!! Thanks for sharing! I had too many favorites to point any out. I am for sure coming back here when I'm having a hard day!!!
Where to start? That is one AWESOME Stet, and I want a pair of Beef shoes- I'm imagining they are quite squishy (either that or they moo when you step!).
Oh my gosh, these are so amazing I can't even handle it!!
My favorite quotes are from my own kids. These are great!
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